5 Douche Bags In My Dream Fight Club
1. Spencer Pratt Talk about the best 1 pick for any club. He the type of douche you can build your franchise around. I not sure which Spencer I hate more, the Hil tiffanys ls douche or the new spiritually reborn douche. Either way, I would love to punch his stupid face in.
2. Jay Leno I can stand Jay Leno and it has nothing to do with Conan. This is an old grudge as he is simply an annoying douche. I hate his face, his fake cackle, annoying interviewing style and the way he shakes people hands at the beginning of the show. I would love to box his ears shut and attempt to break his chin with a MMA tiffanys kick.
3. Perez Hilton I can belive this fat piece of shit is still floating around in 2010. I thought he be done 3 years ago fingers crossed that this is minute 15. I would punch him in his fat stomach and take his luch money (which is pro tiffanys tiffanys bably a healthy sum).
4. John Mayer Who the fuck is this guy? He went from the is a wonderland teen jerk off to burying his boner his some of the hottest arse out there. Truth be told, I inviting him to the group to smell his fingers and try to catch sloppy seconds.
5. Screech I don think you can legally have a Fight Club without him
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